Alright, you guys.

I'm not gonna lie; I am a fan of the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. Of all the fandoms I had to pick, it was this one.

Yes, I freely admit to enjoying a series that is equally worshiped by crazy adolescent girls and cougar moms who stalk kids young enough to be their sons.

But I digress!

The point is, I love this series. It is total literary junkfood, and I am okay with that. There are fans of the series who tout Stephenie Meyer as the next J.K. Rowling, if not an upcoming soon-to-be bigger author than J.K. Rowling. I usually have to laffo at this, since I don't think Meyer is a more talented writer by a long shot. She tells a jolly good romp of a story, but as far as complexity, plot development, and interconnectedness goes... Well, that's a different story.

I know fans of the series could totally get butthurt by those comments, but seriously, fellas... You just have to have a sense of humor with this series! It has high school ANGST, sparkling virgin vampires, overabundant use of the word "chagrined", and awkward people wearing sleeveless shirts. SLEEVELESS SHIRTS, you guys! I laugh at myself for reading this!

Anyway.

Needless to say, yes I will be one of those soppy twits waiting on the edge of their seat for the 4th book of the series to be released on August 2nd. :)

The good news, though, is that the part of the sparkly, dazzling (yes, the world "dazzle" is used in the book) angst-ridden vampire will be played by Cedric Diggory Robert Pattinson in the upcoming Twilight movie! And yes, I will be seeing this cinematic malarkey in December with two friends of mine who are teachers. :) Ah, how I fear for the future of our youths...

Oh, right, back to Cedric Diggory Robert Pattinson!


( Methinks he has a pretty high rank on the SCHWING! scale, so here are pictures of the good-looking man with ridiculous LOLariffic captions I made because I have the mentality of a 13 year old. )

Also: I do not know how he makes is hair so ridiculously HUGE. Neat trick, though!

In Conclusion: Well done, Cedric Rob! I'm glad to see you have fallen off of the good-looking man tree and hit every branch on the way down. I salute you!





Original pictures are originally from ambiguousapathy. :)