A conversation between my co-worker and I from this morning:

Sean: Bwuuuh! http://twitter.com/Oprah_Winfrey
Me: LOLOLOLOL
Me: I am going to make a Twitter for Thomas Jefferson.
Sean: hahaha
Me: Hey guys, just signed the Declaration of Independance, LOL.
Me: @BenjaminFranklin, where you at, flying a kite?!
Sean: @AbeLincoln freeing the slaves!
Me: @GeorgeWashington, don't forget to brush and floss them dentures, playa!
Sean: @AndrewJackson just chillin' on the twenty
Me: Booo! http://twitter.com/thomasjefferson

Unfortunately our plan for ultimate Twitter laffo was hampered by the fact that someone already signed up for the Thomas Jefferson account. Psch! No one wants to read a bunch of inspiration, though-provoking quotes anyway!